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ALIEN
ALIEN
TRUMP
He came from outer space… to pump your bags.
★ IN TERRIFYING GREEN-O-VISION! ★
EXHIBIT 01
He came from outer space… to pump your bags.
EXHIBIT 01
Our deep-space antenna picked up one contract address. Decode it before the saucers move on.
PASTE CONTRACT ADDRESS HEREFour stages of total intergalactic domination. Resistance is futile. Charts are not.
A chrome saucer touches down. Trump steps out, hair intact, tie blowing in the cosmic wind.
A radioactive-green tractor beam lifts every paper hand straight off the planet.
Every screen on Earth flickers green. The message is one word: buy.
$ALIEN colonizes Solana. Humanity reports to the mothership for staking.
Aim the saucer. Pull the trigger. Watch the earthlings float home. Every abduction is counted.
Grainy, blurry, unexplained — and 100% admissible in the court of vibes.
Hovering low over a sleepy town. Portholes glowing. Definitely not a weather balloon.
Green skin, black eyes, golden hair, red tie. Photographic proof he never left.
Two moons, crystal cliffs, green skies. The original liquidity pool, allegedly.
$ALIEN · Solana · Look up.
